Volcanic Eruption

So I'm pretty sure that I have the most effed up dreams in the world! I will try to post them as they happen but I suck with short term memory. This dream was like a month ago, haha. This is the last full dream I remember. Anyways...

I arrived in an old town somewhere in India and was greeted by a Indian man who turned out to be my guide. He welcomed me and we began to walk around the village. We ended up near this Volcano, but it wasn't like a huge mountain or anything it was a hole in the ground and there was a young woman tied up right over the hole. The guide explained to me that the young woman was a princess and she was not to be freed until she found her true love and received a kiss from him. There were a bunch a men lined up to kiss her and see if she would be set free. Finally this over confident man walked up to the princess and kissed her. Then all these glowing sparkles started to wisp around her like in a magical disney movie. As he turned and was celebrating with all his male friends the volcano erupted and the princess was gone. After that all hell broke loose. A jaguar came bursting through the forest and was chasing all the villagers. So I booked it through the woods to try and free myself from the terror. As I was running through the woods there were all these other people trying to escape. Beside me was this young boy around 6 years old, and all I could think was "if I stay ahead of him I'll survive because the jaguar will attack him first". So I ran even faster and appeared through an opening, it was another part of the village. My guide came out of the woods and I asked him if we were safe, he told me we were for now but we should climb somewhere high to escape. Then there was this look of horror that took over his face, so I turned around and there was this gigantic black bear growling behind me. So I tried to climb a tree to escape but the bear kept dodging back and forth following my every move. So I shoved my guide man at the bear and climbed the tree.

Then I woke up.
I would love to know what all my dreams mean..
I have so many strange ones I just can't explain.
Oh well, it keeps me and the others I tell entertained, haha.